Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Lambi]

Right.

So, bedpan racing?

[sup]You say 'bedpan race' while I'm asleep, I'll probably wake up, turn the computer on and answer 'Bedpan race?' with an evil grin.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

I don't see why we cannot.

Unless any one has an objection?

[sup]If it works, I'll abuse that new found summons. A lot.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

Vaude?

[sup]I wouldn't expect anything less from you.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

I doubt she will.

But we shall make small talk while we wait for her, yes?

[sup]*Evilish grin*[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Huh? You rang? Sorry? *cleans off bloody mallet*

 

[Lambi]

Ah, Vaude.

Time for the bedpan race?

[sup]That's the best evil grin you can come up with, Sas?
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Learn from the master.
*Really evil grin*[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

Are we wagering anything this time?

[sup]Hey, the evil grin is all yours.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm going to win this time! I'll even take my stilettos off!

What are the wagers?!

*kicks heels off*

[sub] Don't you know gents? It's the sweet smiles that are evilest of all...*sweet grin*...[/sub]

 

[Lambi]

I wager my Vodkatini?

[sup]Very well then, Sas. But practice it so it will be...at least somewhat terrifying.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

Very good, Lambi.

I shall wager my Scotch and my entire drinks cabinet, m'kay?

[sup]Yessir, Sergeant Lambi, sir! *Salutes*
And that is true, Vee.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Mercy. That's a lot of booze!

I gotta win now, right?

 

[Sassafrass]

Indeed you do.

But what do you wager, Vee?

 

[Lambi]

Suuuuuuuuuure, Vaude.

You just keep telling yourself you'll win?

 

[Chauncey]

Alcohol?
I didn't think you all the drinking type

am I wrong?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah very wrong! We love to drink.
Shut up Lambi! *playful nudge* Prepare to eat my dust!

...Um. *goes through truck to find something to wager*?

 

[Sassafrass]

Take your time, Vee.

And how are you, Chauncey?

 

[Chauncey]

Well Sassafrass

would not a better question be WHO I am?

 

[Lambi]

Yes.

But we don't question people about that.

Right?

 

[Sassafrass]

No we do not, Lambi.

For it is not our way, is it?

 

[Chauncey]

Well if you say so.
I prepared a intro and everything but if you don't care

aren't you drunk from drinking though?