Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Lambi]

Something like 'A game has been released where you can kill babies'?

 

[Ren3004]

Something like that.


What else can we throw in?

 

[Lambi]

It's very gory and alot of nude women are in it.

Think that will get their attention?

[sup]I would seriously consider buying that game.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

It most definitely will.

Also 'The game is against God'?
[sub]I know of a game where you can beat animals to death with a shovel, while being cheered on by a crowd; where characters have sexual relationships with several partners, including their own parents and siblings; where characters eat the remains of the dead; where you can sell animals for a profit, set them on fire, or just put them in a box and send them away for a couple of hours.

That game is Viva Piñata.
[/sub]

 

[Lambi]

Mmmmmm...maybe. But we have to make sure to also tell them 'There are homosexual men in it having sex'.

That'll REALLY get their attention, don't you think?

[sup]It's fun to think of things that piss video game protesters off. ^_^[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

'Having sex with donkeys!'

Better?
[sub]It's fun, although not very hard.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

Whoa! Don't bait the religious nut jobs, guys!

They're the worst to kill, you know?

[sup]Name this game, Ren.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

But they're the more satisfying. Am I right or am I right?
[sub]I did, it's written in white font in my previous post.[/sub]

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

[sub]I love that games so[/sub]
You are correct

What is thy bidding my master?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yeah, you're right but they are vicious.

See this scar here? * Points to forehead*

[sup]I have that game! And yes, I've done pretty much all of that.
Ninja'd.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

*gulp*

But we're safe here, right?
[sub]Isn't it awesome?[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

Pretty damn safe, yeah.

...Is that a mob on the horizon?

[sup]It's one of a few games I've traded in then re-bought about 3 weeks later.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

*aims*

Are they hostile?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I do beilieve it is.
*Pulls out sniper rifle and looks down barrel.*
Religious Luddites, ooooh this is going ot be fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun.
Isn't it?

 

[Ren3004]

Very fun.

50 points for the head, 25 for the stomach?

 

[Lambi]

And 100 for the crotch.

Did you remember to bring ammo?

 

[Sassafrass]

Ammo? *Draws sword*

I thought we were going in with swords?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, I got the infinite ammo cheat.


Don't you?

 

[Sassafrass]

Nah, I'm using swords.

Cover me, yeah?

[sup]Some interesting stuff caught my sparkly eyes.[/sup]

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Activates god mode*
Don't need it.
*Pulls out warhammer*
*Jumps*
Charge?