Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Pm0n3y]

Well, there is this one thing... *looks down and raises eyebrow*

Never mind that, why the hell were you wearing a bikini in the rain?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Isn't that what you're supposed to wear while you're cleaning a car?

Oh well, D'you think i'll catch a cold from doing it?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes. Here, lie in my bed for a while.


Should we get you out of these wet... clothes?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I guess. Give me yours to change into.

So, is it serious doc?

 

[Ren3004]

No, you'll be fine, just drink this.


You do know that I don't have a medical license, don't you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yup. Yet i still trust you, that's pretty bad isn't it?

So what am I drinking?

 

[SteakHeart]

Cod liver oil.

Then why does it taste so good?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It's probably the work of Satan. *shrug*

Is always and forever, a long time?

 

[wolfy098]

Yes but you won't be caring

Why is satan's name never used...

 

[SteakHeart]

I don't know. Maybe Satan knows.

Anyone want to try my new patented piecakecookiebiscotticroissantpancakewafflecandybarcinnamonbunbiscuitsherrytrifle?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

ok

[HEADING=1]CAN YOU DIG IT!!?[/HEADING]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

"Lol wut?"

Does Lucifer wear green?
[sup]Somebody actually asked me that. Context is important though.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I heard he wears Burgundy. Although he was always a fashionista.

Are you a fashionista?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

oh you know it, a gamer who isn't a total fashonista is unheard of

do you even know who your talking to?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Guitar Gamer, right?

Is that a lazor cat?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

yes.......................he is my very own lazor kitty, I call him Fredrick

would you like to give him a cheeseburger?

 

[SteakHeart]

Only if he gives it back.

Mr. Logic, are you in the building?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Spock here..............requesting permission to board the Enterprize

what do you need?

 

[Lambi]

A GIANT LAZOR!

Why do I want to take over the world?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Self-esteem issues.

Can I help you?