Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Really? How many?

 

[Sassafrass]

Oh, my dear girl, I lost count after it hit the 50's.

But I've put that part of me away. I'm a lot more calmer and think things through now, you know?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Haha. You sound just like me when it comes to my fatality count.
Glad to hear it though. If you don't give yourself restraints, you have no idea who is in your line of fire.

What calmed you?

 

[Sassafrass]

I do believe it was the chat I had with you and GG.

You remember that night in November or December?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Really? That conversation calmed you?

 

[Sassafrass]

Indeed.
It made me realise that I didn't need to pointlessly try and kill you and GG or anyone else for that matter.

Do you understand?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Indubitably. I'm just surprised that what we talked about had an impact.

It's been a while since I've had to lend you my straight jacket after all? *smirk*

 

[Sassafrass]

Haha. Yeah, that was a fun thing to have.

Who has that now?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I've still got it in my trunk at home. Can't stand to get rid of it, you know?

 

[Sassafrass]

Too many good memories?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I guess so!

Took me 36 hours to get out of that thing, y'know?

 

[Sassafrass]

I assume this is when you first got put in it, yes?

I'm pretty sure I've seen you got out of one in less then 60 seconds at one point?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yup. Practice makes perfect! and I've practiced enough.

You pick up tricks over the years, correct?

 

[Sassafrass]

Indeed, you seem to have done so.

What is your record time?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

15 and a half seconds.

Good thing that I probably won't need a straight jacket again, am I right? *grin*

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, you may never know when you may need it.

If you get my point? *Downs Scotch*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You mean if I get caught?

 

[Sassafrass]

Sure, if you like.

Want a re-fill?

[sup]Hmm. I'm curious about something...*Leaves for Google*[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh, why thank you?

[sub] Curious about what?[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

Not a problem.

*Goes off to re-fill drinks?*

[sup]Well, my dirty mind told me to Google Strait Jacket along with the word porn. So I did.
And there is some. My curiosity has been killed for now.[/sup]