Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Sassafrass]

Adventurous tonight, eh?

[sup]So, there is no ninja blood in your family?
Hmm...this troubles me. *Leaves for a library*[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hey, I may be un-inspired but I'm still adventurous?

[sub] It worries me too...[/sub]

 

[Lambi]

Yes you are.

So how do we do both at once?

[sup]Might you be related to the McNinjas?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

Oh, it is quite simple really.

I think so, anyway?

[sup]*Returns* Hmm...[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Explain?

[sub] What's the diagnosis, Doc?[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

Well...

Uh...give me a minute to work it out?

[sup]Yes. Two things I have discovered. It seems you have picked up the rare and incurable disease called ninjaivitus. This causes you to ninja people uncontrollably without even realising you are doing so. We can prescribe pills to make it a bit better but the disease will soon build up an resistance to them.
The second thing was you cannot walk into a library, unzip your trousers, drop them and yell "I HAVE A CONCEALED WEAPON!" without getting either shot at or banned from the library for public exposure.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I've got time?

[sub] I-Is it fatal...? *cracks smile and laughs hysterically* I'm sorry, that's the greatest and funniest thing I'll hear this week![/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...Do that. Carry that over there...

Yeah, I can only do kinky?

[sup]No. It's just something that's there, I'm afraid.
And I'm glad you found that funny. I may try it...[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well, I can do all 4 of them. But I'd say that explosions and blood are my expertise?

 

[Lambi]

So, does that leave me with perverse?

 

[Sassafrass]

If you like, yeah.

So...who wants chains?

 

[Lambi]

...
Not me.

Can we get to the Winchester like we were planning in the first place?

[sup]I swear, we derail easier then a renegade train on ice.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

Oh, alright.

...Can you in handcuffs, though?

[sup]Yes, we seem to do that. Especially you, Lambi.
How long have you been in your current position in the Asylum?[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

As in arrested? Or as in fur-lined?

 

[Sassafrass]

As in whatever you like...

You get me?

 

[Lambi]

I get you, but I'm not doing it.

Ok?

[sup]What are you talking about, my current position in the Asylum?[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

////Disregard...
Fixing post...

 

[Sassafrass]

Ah, spoil sport.

Vee?

[sup]I do believe that is the one, yes.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*blushes and looks away*

No comment?

 

[Lambi]

...
No comment.

Drinks?

[sup]I'm still confused, Sas.
What did you mean?[/sup]