Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

So, you must know what mood you're in?
Heh, sorry. *Pokes again but more relaxed*

[sub] We did. But you look like you're losing circulation?[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

Indeed.

Shall I get out of my meh?

[sup]...Indeed. If you wouldn't mind?[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

If you'd like?

Although, what's got you so 'meh'? The scotch?

[sub] *releases handcuffs*...now, we'll be more careful?[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

No idea.

Perhaps it's just being a teenager that does it?

[sup]I'll try. *DIVES!* *SNAP!* ...I failed.
And proof of your derailing being contagious! Just look! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.173682-List-of-rules][/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Bah, perhaps.

Still, cheer up? Or I'll use that tactic that Ren gave me to put a smile on your face? *smirk*

[sub] Maybe you should give up. *holds onto other end of handcuffs*
*hits with newspaper* BAD![/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

And that tactic was? *Curious look*

[sup]NEVAH!!! I shall see what is in your bag.
And ouch. And it's now officially too late for me to go to sleep. HUZZAH![/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It involves a butterfly knife?

[sub] Yeah, yeah, good luck with that. *Still holds onto other end*
Are you tired?[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...No. Still not ringing any bells.

*Puzzled look?*

[sup]I will see...
And no. I mean, eyes itch a bit but that's it. Oh, and the fact I now look like a panda.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well, it's more like a perma-smile. Involving said knife meeting your face.

I kinda don't want to give you one?

[sub] Yay! Another panda! Time to screw the government out of money by saying we're almost extinct![/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...Ah.

Yeah, I'd be grateful if you din't mess up my handsome face?

[sup]Indeed! *Shakes fist* Bastards! Give us some money![/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh, don't worry, I wasn't planning to?

[sub] Come on! We're dying out![/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

Good.

For ya know I would've had to do something sarcastic as a response, right?

[sup]YEAH!!! What would we use the money on anyway?[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sassikins? I'm two steps ahead of you, remember?

[sub] Er...Various diamond-encrusted things! Whatever Panda's need![/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

I need to decide on a response.

Gimme a moment?

[sup]Decent internet connection!
Which has just reminded me, I really need to keep an eye on it. If I mysteriously vanish 'til 12 am, my phone is out of credit.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Your response is going to be 'That's amazing'.

See?

[sub] That too! Don't make the pandas saaad!
Ah, I see. thanks for the heads up![/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

Uh, no.

I was thinking about the very sarcastic "Oh, really?" option?

[sup]Indeed! But saying that, it's behaved tonight apart from that one time.
And you're welcome. I apparently only get 25MB a day but I'm pretty damn sure I've gone over that since 12am.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Really? That's amazing.

Oh. I read my own steps. Ignore that.

You can go ahead with your option now though?

[sub]It has been very good today actually. You only needed my mallet once.
I'd say so. Hehe.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

Thank you.

*Adopts tone dripping in sarcasm* Oh, really?

[sup]Yes...it's planning something. And there it was. Two crap outs in a minute.
And it is. Unless they bumped me up to unlimited useage or something.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Indeed really.

I also know that you're feeling very relaxed after letting all that sarcasm out now?

[sub]...Hmm...*Ponders*
Maybe they've taken a liking to you?[/sub]