Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah, I'm just confused about how that-...

You know what? I'm stopping myself.
Carry on, judge?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Who's the judge?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh, we need one, don't we?

 

[Ren3004]

Here he is.

Spoiler

Shouldn't Sas pick an attorney?

 

[Sassafrass]

I pick to represent myself.

It's cheaper, ya know?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

True

Can I be judge?

 

[Ren3004]

No, we've got one already.

See?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Is that Captain Falcon?
[sub]YES!!![/sub]
[sub]No I said Captain FALCON.[/sub]
[sub]Oh...[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Badass!

Wait, does that mean we're back in court? Bugger!

 

[Ren3004]

It's been a while, huh?

 

[Sassafrass]

Indeed it does.

But were not here for you, m'kay?

[sup]Dear God.
I'm watching the TV version of Twilight.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

Need any help? Me and Vee are kind of experts in this.
[sub]TV version?[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Sigh of relief* Thank God! I hate court!

Why are we here again? Oh and sure, do you want help, Sas?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Because Sas touched your breast or something?
[sub]Change the channel NOW Sas[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

My nose, actually.

How did it come to this?
[sub]Hurry! Before your mind becomes infected with the Taint.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

Help, Vee?

What do you mean?

[sup]@Ren: Pretty much a TV show. It has:
Teen vampires, a girl who isn't a vampire, a moody, emo like vampire and features a lot of scenes of emo vamp pouting.
@Vee: if you want to watch this, ITV 2 is the side it is on.
@WAffles: I..can't. At least it has some sort of violence in it. And the vampires are, ya know, vampires.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

I mean, we're pretty good at getting cleared of all charges.

Insanity plea?
[sub]Oh, we're getting some blatant Twilight rip-off too. What happened, global supplies of creativity ran out or something?[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

How many times have we beat the system now, Ren?

 

[Ren3004]

Let me see... *counts with fingers* One, two, three, four... 6,738.


That's quite a lot, isn't it?