Well, Here we go, but you will be dissapointed with them because I built them up too much:
"You've got red on you"
Once upon a time, there was a school, and in that school, there were lots and lots of teachers.
Ok, I'll cut the fairy story crap now.
So one of the biology teachers nearly always wears a white shirt, suit, and a tie that is one colour.
The room he teaches in gets sweltering because of the air conditioning or something weird, so he mostly takes off his jacket and teaches in the shirt.
One day, he wore a white shirt and a red tie and in the first lesson of the day, a red pen pops the proper end bit that keeps the ink in off itself when he was writing on the board, and ink went all over his shirt, especially the pocket...
He looked so much like Shaun but older, it was unreal. I still swear to this day that Shaun's dad never died, he just went to teach biology...
Good story?
And are you ready for a less "story" like anecdote?