Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Guitar Gamer]

Well..........................you see I.............................he..............
................................he made me look bad ok?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Made you look bad?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

yeah!
calling me riff raff and whatnot
making Sam angry.........................I have a hard time saying no to Sam

see my meaning?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I can understand.

...Is Sam giving you a hard time...?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Sam IS a hard time
I mean that in the least innuendo like way possible
she's a real b-
*GG collapses clutching his neither regions screaming*
I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!
DID I NOT TELL HIM TO SHUT UP?{

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Growls*...Back inside, I think Sam?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*GG continues moaning*
sweet mother of god I think she castrated me!

I didn't know this type of pain was possible....................
oh Jesus kill me or something please?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

GG...! *Helps up*

I'll get you some morphine for the short-term, okay?

 

[Neonbob]

No. I'll be just fine.

Where have you been all my day?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*GG stumbles to table*
can't..................breath *cough.................errrgh *hurls into nearby plant*

why wreck $100,000,000 equipment?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

$100,000,000?! *hooks up to morphine*

You're in a lot of pain, this will do the job until I find something more suitable...

 

[Guitar Gamer]

thanks................don't need to tell me though........
...........Neon ever been possibly castrated?
it hurts you know..........................he knows right?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well, if he's been castrated then yes.

We'll get you to examination, alright? They'll see what damage she's done...

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*GG coughs again*
I can safely say this is the most pain I have ever been in.
And I have died.........................twice
that's pretty badass you know?
but this tops it
if only I had some sort of awesome diamond studded codpiece that I won from a klokateer lottery
too bad that's unheard of eh?

 

[Neonbob]

Around here? No. You just have to stab the right people in the right places.

Have you lost your teeth, or are you just trying to gum me to death?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

............................................................................no?
*cough*
that morphine has kicked in good
but I have to wonder since I can't feel it.
where did you inject it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Your right inner leg...It was the closest I could go, y'know?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

no doubt.....................just a little confused
actually I can hardly think right now...................lots of morphine.............that's perfect though.............e'en if ah slur meh spech righ'?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Sigh* I'm just happy you aren't in pain anymore for now.

I'll get them to make sure she hasn't done any real damage?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

yessssssss plese
dose tings 'ere worth alot teh meh eh?

*GG stumbles over*
where 'ere deh Doctors?