Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

OK...

---2 days later---

Ladies and Gentlemen! We are... THE ESCAPISTS!
ARE YOU REAAAAAAAAAAAADY!!!???

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

R-Ren, we're early.

There's no one here?

 

[Ren3004]

Okay... time for a last minute check-up, then?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Think we got everything?

 

[Ren3004]

I think so. Oh, look! Our victims fans have arrived!


Ladies and Gentlemen! We are... THE ESCAPISTS!
ARE YOU REAAAAAAAAAAAADY!!!???

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Curtseys* We are tonight's entertainment!

[sub]Pst, Did you lock the doors?[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

[sup]Of course! What do you think I am? An amateur?[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

[sub] N-no! Of course not. But things slip our minds...remember what happened in Vegas?[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

[sub]That wasn't my fault! How was I supposed to know that George Clooney and Brad Pitt were planning to rob that same casino?[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

[sub] I never said it was your fault! But hey, we managed to rob the casino just the two of us, and they had nine others?[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

[sub]Good times... Well, I think it's time to start singing.[/sub]

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

[sub]Why are we whispering?
And Jesus wasn't that a bad movie?[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

[sub]I actually enjoyed it... haven't watched in a while, though.[/sub]


Caught in a landslide?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No escape from reality?

 

[Ren3004]

Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm just a poor boy (Poor boy)
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go?

 

[Ren3004]

Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to me, to me ?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Lighting breaks*

[sub] The hell?![/sub]

 

[SeanTheSheep]

*Background effects*
[sub]What are we 'the hell'-ing?[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

[sub] That wasn't scripted...?[/sub]