Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[WafflesandBacon]

Oh I've been good Sean hating Valentines day is coming up

You?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Hm, this is an odd thing to return to.

Fetishes?
Ah. Never mind, I shan't dwell. Haha. I'm quite fine thanks.
And yourself? Why the Valentine's day dread?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Well...

Ready for a long explanation?

 

[Ren3004]

Please?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Why not?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Oh shi-

If me and Emily go out on friday, and I leave for snowboarding on saturday, early in the morning, do I have to get her a valentines day present?

 

[Ren3004]

Probably. Get something small. You haven't made much of a commitment yet, have you?

 

[Sassafrass]

I'd play it safe Sean and get her one.

Just to be safe?

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah... no one wants an angry girl, right?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*smirks*

Sounds like an idea, Sean?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

[HEADING=2]MY TAKE ON LOVE[/HEADING]

Well when you grow up with parents like this

Mom- I HATE YOU!
Dad- I FUCKING HOPE YOU DIE!
Mom-....Wanna make out?
Dad- Hell yes!

...You get a little confused what love really is [insert song reference here] I mean i never, repeat NEVER fell in love with anyone or anything and i always thought that was weird and any girl that liked me I ruined that quick

Girl- Waffles....I love you....I always did my whole life!
Me- ....Ok......do you want money or something?
Girl- *Walks away mad*

So every Valentines I'm a even more confused I like as my self as a weirdo for not being capable of love

Got it?
[sub] Not as long as i thought[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah, I got it.

Is it weird that I'm the exact opposite?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Right...
Sounds like an interesting family though Waffles.

And I'm now stuck with the conundrum of what to get her for the dreaded day of the year that all non-single men fear...
[HEADING=1]Valentine's day[/HEADING]
How badly am I screwed?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It's not difficult, y'know?

 

[Ren3004]

Maybe a chocolate box will do?
[sub]Yes, Vee, I suppose you know what girls want.
[sub]By the way, what should I do with a very good friend on Valentine's?[/sub][/sub]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Or a necklace?Or some furry handcuffs seeing she's a freak?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

That noise you hear Vaude: it the noise of all the guys here's brain's struggling with that statement.

Could you please define the current societal importance of valentine's day?

[sub]A necklace isn't too bad an idea Waffles, you're better at this than you think[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

I can't without sounding like a prick.


So, pass?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Define it? Well, I personally don't really mind Valentines day and I don't think I can. Just get her something simple? Something that says 'Thank you for the weird as hell date, I hope you have a wonderful day and yes, I'd like to spend it with you', flowers tend to do the trick. Chocolates never fail, hell even teddies do the job. I wouldn't say expensive jewelry yet, I mean you've only just met her? Nice costume jewelry?

This applies to you too Ren?

 

[Ren3004]

She doesn't like chocolate very much. And flowers say 'I want to date you' too much.

She's more of a good friend, you know? At least for now.
[sub]I don't even know if I'll be with her. Maybe just spend some time with her. And I've got to exercise a bit.[/sub]