Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

VaudevillianVeteran · Nov 16, 2009

Ah. I don't feel it. Probably my fault though. Sorry.

Need warming up?

Ren3004 · Nov 16, 2009

Yes, can you switch back to Incinerate?

By the way, do you have a light?

VaudevillianVeteran · Nov 16, 2009

Yup! *Fires incinerate*

Um...That hit the cigarette right?

Ren3004 · Nov 16, 2009

Wait, what cigarrette?

Didn't you realize I wanted to burn the dead bodies in my attic?

VaudevillianVeteran · Nov 16, 2009

Oh, no i didn't. That's more fun i guess.

Still require my assistance?

Ren3004 · Nov 16, 2009

No, thanks, Steve got rid of them for me.

Have you missed Steve?

VaudevillianVeteran · Nov 16, 2009

I did a little, although we don't get along that well.

Too bad he doesn't like me right?

Ren3004 · Nov 16, 2009

No, he likes you. He just gets a little nervous around people. That's why we keep him locked up.

I'm sorry, did he bite you?

VaudevillianVeteran · Nov 16, 2009

Yeah, he bit me on the shoulder. I'll walk it off though.

Ow...Does he have fangs or something?

Ren3004 · Nov 16, 2009

Yes, how did you guess?

NO, Steve, don't run that way!

Oh, no, did that car hit him?

VaudevillianVeteran · Nov 16, 2009

Quite easily. He was running towards the car.

Should I call an ambulance?

Ren3004 · Nov 16, 2009

Yes please.

Did he bite the paramedics?

VaudevillianVeteran · Nov 16, 2009

I think so. Unless they bleed like that all the time.

So what do we do now?

Ren3004 · Nov 16, 2009

Why, what happened?

Should we go get some ice cream?

VaudevillianVeteran · Nov 16, 2009

Sounds like a plan!

Does Steve want to go too? Though he seems busy...mauling that paramedic.

Ren3004 · Nov 16, 2009

Oh, leave him be. it's the first time he gets out of the house this month.

So, what flavor do you want?

VaudevillianVeteran · Nov 16, 2009

...Red wine ice cream? Nah, Chocolate therapy sounds better.

Anything with therapy in the name has to be good right?

Ren3004 · Nov 16, 2009

Sure, sure.

Wait, what about electroshock therapy?

VaudevillianVeteran · Nov 16, 2009

No, that doesn't taste so good. I've had it before.

What did you pick then?

Ren3004 · Nov 16, 2009

Quadruple chocolate and cookies delight.

Do you think that's bad for my health?