Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Neonbob]

Yes indeed. They make lovely noises.

What did you just hand me?

 

[Baby Eater]

A flute-baby.

Happy?

 

[Ren3004]

NO, A FUCKING FLYING WALRUS IS EATING MY LEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



SHOOOOOOOOOT IT?

 

[Neonbob]

No. I'm enjoying this sight.

Were you in the toaster?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Fires several revolver rounds into Flying Walrus' head*

Happy?

 

[Neonbob]

No...I was making a video of that.

Will you sponsor me now?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure... I'm just glad that thing's dead. *kicks walrus*

So, how are you guys?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Pretty good. *wipes walrus blood from face*

And yourself?

 

[Neonbob]

GREAT!
I had some soda.

Where did your teeth go?

 

[Ren3004]

They're covered in blood.

Can I borrow your toothbrush?

 

[Neonbob]

Noooo. I'm using it to clean my rifle.

Why don't you have your own?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

You mean a rifle or a toothbrush?

 

[Baby Eater]

Sold it to buy you a rifle.

Ironic?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm more concerned about why he has blood in his teeth? *hands toothbrush to Ren*

Here you go, Honey?

 

[Neonbob]

No. I'm not Honey. I'm sweetie.

Wanna go skiing in lava?

 

[Baby Eater]

HELL YES!

Did you bring the parachutes?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

No...?

 

[Neonbob]

No. I only have bricks.

What did you do to the cat?

 

[Ren3004]

Lycan ate him.
Oh, and I was eating some black pudding. It was kinda raw though.


Does anyone have some mouthwash?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Er, I'll go get some?