Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Baby Eater]

No. *points pistol at Sas*

Any last words?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Sighs* *Draws knife and holds against Toast's jugular*

Play nice?

 

[Baby Eater]

Aww...*unloads clip*

Can't I have a little fun? *shows clip was empty*

 

[Sassafrass]

*Draws M9 and points it at Vee*
Sorry, I was feeling left out.

And seeing as you are threatening Toast and no on is threatening you, it has to be you?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*HEY*
steps in front Vaudess

Sas what are you doing?

 

[Sassafrass]

I wasn't gonna shoot her, GG.

Just that as she is threatening Toast, it seems unfair that she isn't going to be threatened?
Any way, it's loaded with blanks. *Aims at own arm* See? *BANG!* ...Ow.

 

[Baby Eater]

Am I the only one here who can work a bloody gun?

*quickly disassembles Sas gun leaving only the trigger and handle in his hand*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I can work a gun better than Annie Oakley, I'll have you know?

 

[Sassafrass]

Wasn't that strange?

And yet, at the same time, erotic? *Pulls out toothbrush, points it at Vee again. Ya know, for fairness*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

It doesn't matter what's "fair"
point it at me if anyone eh?

 

[Baby Eater]

*Disassembles Sas's toothbrush fiber by fiber in under a minute*

Will you give me a challenge?

 

[Sassafrass]

Fine...

Fluffikins?
Where are you?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Sas I created fluffikins....................
I know how to destroy her if she threatens Vaudess okay?

 

[Baby Eater]

Actually I created Fluffykins as a gift to Vee.

How are Sir Fluffles and Mrs.Fluffykins?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

wait
Sas's hybrid cat's name is Fluffikins right?
I created her.
Right Sas?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

My bunnies?
Very happy and very cute, I bought them a small palace to live in!

...Maybe I shouldn't spend so much?

 

[Baby Eater]

Nah it's not that obsessive.

Did you hear about the guy who spent 2 billion on a doghouse?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I guess he went bankrupt?

 

[Baby Eater]

Nope he's the richest man in Sweden.

Probably the loneliest too amirite?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I would guess so

think his dog likes him?