Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Baby Eater]

Lambi you're staying out of the tent you're not a gorillaz fan.

Ok?

 

[Lambi]

You're with Sas, Toast, so it doesn't matter.

Plus, Vaude and Sas wouldn't throw me out of the tent, would they?

 

[Sassafrass]

I may do if you ninja me AGAIN.

You have yet to tell me what we are camping out for anyway?

 

[Baby Eater]

Haven't you heard about the new Gorrilaz album?

 

[Sassafrass]

Nay, for I am a fool... *Holds up a skull* Alas poor yorick, don't steal my bike again. *Lobs skull*

Hmm?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not bad, not bad.

Marshmallows, anyone?

 

[Lambi]

Thank you.

Do we have a campfire?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

We can sure as hell make one.

Do we have kindling?

 

[Baby Eater]

Yes!

You didn't care for your front door right?

 

[Lambi]

That wasn't my front door.

Where did you get it?

 

[Sassafrass]

...I'll go get some.

Or shall we just use this? *Produces Reeves*

[sup]...*Walks towards a roof*[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He'll make perfect kindling.

He won't mind, right?

[sub] *Tackles Sas away from roof*[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

No idea 'til we try, right?

[sup]...Ow. I have broken ribs.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sure thing, just put him on that door? *Ignites hand*

[sub]I'd rather you had broken ribs than be dead![/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

Sure thing. *Toes Reeves to door*
[sup]Like it. You've learned from me...[/sup]

...If you'd be so kind, Vee?

[sup]...I may have a punctured lung.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No problemo! *Incinerates Reeves*

*AAAAAAAAAAAAHhhh....!*

Marshmallow time?

[sub]...Time for hospital I believe...[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

Indeed!

*Produces a bag of marshmallows?*

[sup]That may be a good idea.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

Can I have one?

[sup]Don't you know bandages heal everything?[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sure thing. *Roasts marshmallow over Reeves*

*Eats*

Mm! Would you believe that the blandest man in existence brings out the best flavours?

 

[Sassafrass]

I know.

Shocking, isn't it? *Eats*