Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Sassafrass]

Uhh...waffles. No, bacon. wait, I...I...DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!

Was that unnecessary?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

not really

WHERE THE F*CK IS EVERBODY!!?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

We're all here, just open your eyes.

Why is blood dripping from the ceiling?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

NO REASON JUST WATCH THE DAM TELEVISION

is it hot in here?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes.
I'm disposing of evidence in this fire here.

Will that blood stain come out?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

yep, get some abraxo cleaner, works like a charm

how come Vaude hasn't answered my friend request HMMM?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because, she's bedridden for the time being and hasn't had the chance to play the PS3. (But when she does, she shall add you)

Will you make me a get-well card?

 

[Sassafrass]

Sure.
I'll make one out of C4.

Do you think that we should return Steve's C4?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I believe so. He get's a little testy if you take his stuff anyway.

But he gets along with you right?

 

[Sassafrass]

No, it's Friday here. I've yet to find my ear he chopped off two years ago on this very day.

Has he attacked any of you guys?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

no he doesn't attack me on account of him being my double identify me being his dealer

get well soon?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Indubitably, I will. You too Sas.

Eh? Is that a gift-wrapped skull from Steve?

 

[Sassafrass]

Maybe...maybe not.

Is that Ideal's calling card over there?

 

[Sassafrass]

Maybe... maybe not.
Depends on what's over there.

What is over there?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Unspeakable things.

Must you be so damned vague?

 

[Sassafrass]

Maybe...just maybe not.

Why am I doing this?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because you and Satan made a deal to be as vague as possible and irritate the public.

Will you stop if I give you a better deal?