Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Daw. I love sweet talk.

How about the boys give you a sedative first? *presses red button*

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I AM IMMUNE TO SEDATIV- *snores*

Is that you mum?

 

[Lambi]

No, it's your mom, and she is very dissapointed at you.

Why do you hate us?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I don't hate any of you. This is all a test. Afterwards there will be ice cream and whatever you desire.

So what do you desire?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Your death and your companies death!

When did it start? The betrayal?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It all happened when I was a young dictator...Oh wait, between us? Yeah, I didn't betray you, I offered you something better.

Why did you turn me down? I was going to make you 5th in command.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

FIFTH?!

WHOS ABOVE ME?

 

[Lambi]

I am.

Care to complain about it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He shouldn't. He'd be Fifth out of 28 billion followers.

Have you done all of your work?

 

[Lambi]

Yes, and it is neatly stacked on your desk.

What will you have me do next?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That is all for today. You can go to the new casino if you want.

Isn't the new multi-million casino awesome?

 

[Lambi]

Yeah! It has everything! Except dim corners, but that's ok.

How much did I win?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

5 sacks of gold! Talk about Jackpot!

You think i should build a multiplex in the casino?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Nothing! Repent your sins of gambiling and release your material treausres! For you look upon the face of evil, and worship it!

Vaude is the face of evil, right?

 

[Lambi]

No. You are.

How do you feel about that?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I actually always thought that.

Who is going to /facedesk with me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Maybe. Can I /facepalm instead?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I'm not talking to you.

Lambi, you still here?

 

[Lambi]

Yes. Go ahead.

What do you want?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Nothing, I just prefer talking to you.

Has anyone deduced that I am now a hobo since Vaude shut down my company?