Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Sassafrass]

...uhrm, HUH?

Sho, sthill pissehd?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Meh Muther! Oh whait....*hysterical laughter*

Yur funneh, yu no tahat?

 

[Sassafrass]

Beacauseh...ur fache!

"Shall I switch to sober mode?"

 

[Lambi]

That would be very good.

@Swollen Goat:Because we're going for a spin?

[sup]Pun intended[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He must be a witch.

Is that far-fetched?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes!
I used the power of JD's Daydreams!

"So, anyone else tilt their head to one side and let their mind soar free like an eeeeeeeagle?"

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*tilts head*...You'd need a lot of lawn gnomes.

Huh? What?

 

[Sassafrass]

Nothing, nothing at all.
Just that that guy over there is bleeding to death.

"Do I look that stupid when day dreaming?"

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*sigh* Now he's going to do that stupid daydream look, then he's going to say something totally irrelevant when he snaps out it. What's he gonna say this time?

 

[Sassafrass]

I'm telling you, head and body just don't get on.

Sorry, you were saying?
*tilts head*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh nothing. *brings out duck tape*

Will you put your hands together like you're praying?

 

[Sassafrass]

Um...sure.

Why would you want me to do that?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah. You're going in the water tower. That's all.

Unless you're gonna stop daydreaming?

 

[Sassafrass]

"Listen to me, never stick any part of your hairless body in my life again. Trust me, there is nothing for you to gain from it, because even if you went on a cruise to the furthest parts of the ocean and rescued my salt-soaked body in time to pump the sea water out of my lungs and bring me back from the brink of death, I would still be disappointed that the first face I saw was yours."

Sorry, what?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Nothing. *closes door to water tower*

You'll have fun in there right?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

yep yep but first.................................the armadilo

that is what we were planning correct?

 

[Sassafrass]

Dorian.

What reward are you up for?
Is it Jerk-Off of the Year. No, Bastard of the Year! Uh, don't you tell me! Guy I Despise So Much, I'd Pay Someone To Kill Ya and Stuff Ya and Leave Ya by my Bed, So That When I Wake Up in the Morning, I Could Roll Over and Punch You in the Face... of the Year?

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