Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

Sassafrass · Dec 1, 2009

No. I hate turnips.
[sup]WARNING: BAD JOKE AHEAD!!![/sup]

Was that a tur-nup for the books?

[sup]Lady and gentlemen, you may fire when ready.[/sup]

Sassafrass · Dec 1, 2009

"As I lay here dying, I was wondering...

Was Goat correct to shoot me?"

WafflesandBacon · Dec 1, 2009

That was the right thing to do
*shoots Sas also*

anyone want to shoot him too?

VaudevillianVeteran · Dec 1, 2009

Nah. Get up Sas, Can't let my drinking buddy die.

Does poking someone with a stick, resurrect them?

Sassafrass · Dec 1, 2009

Ow! Yes.

Hey, why is my eye on the end of that stick?

VaudevillianVeteran · Dec 1, 2009

*throws stick*
What stick?

Hey, why don't you get a bionic eye?

Sassafrass · Dec 1, 2009

If you give me...$1,000! *DUN DUN DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*

Fair price?

VaudevillianVeteran · Dec 1, 2009

I guess. But i could do the surgery for free.

You'd trust me to do that right?

VaudevillianVeteran · Dec 1, 2009

Surprisingly, you now have a bionic eye, but you're missing an arm now.

Should I fix that too?

Sassafrass · Dec 1, 2009

If you would, please.

Can I have my money back?

Sassafrass · Dec 1, 2009

No.

Were you burning stuff?

Sassafrass · Dec 1, 2009

Not really.

Is this the best GIF picture ever? [http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~jskong/orly.gif]

Sassafrass · Dec 1, 2009

Umm...

Will you tell me?