Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah, Purple does look better. Plus it's not as misleading as the red.

Doesn't that look better~?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes, yes it does.


How's Violet doing?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I got a letter from her the other day. She's doing well, considering that she's only 10 years old and outsmarting people twice her age.

Did you hear about what she did the college bell tower?

 

[SteakHeart]

Nope. But I have a feeling you're going to tell me.

Is "painting the town red" a code for something?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes. It means she covered the town in ketchup.


It is really ketchup, isn't it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Yeah. Let's roll with that shall we?

 

[Lambi]

Ok.

When will you be back?

 

[Ren3004]

When I'm done killing studying.


Isn't it a wonderful day outside?

 

[Lambi]

No, it's night.

Isn't it a lovely night outside?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I love the clear nights. Only beaten by red rain.

Perfect for a stroll, eh?

 

[Ren3004]

Ahhhh... red rain.


Want to take a romantic walk in the rain?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Why not? Although, we might need the umbrella. Red rain stains y'know.

You have one right?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure.

You don't mind that it has a blade on it, do you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Of course not, When would that bother me?

Ia there a blade hidden in everything you own?

 

[Lambi]

No...Wait a minute...

@Ren3004: YOU'RE NOT SECRETELY PENGUIN, ARE YOU?
Feeling funny?

 

[Ren3004]

You know too much... I must kill you.


Do you have any preference about method of killing?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Slow and painful please

Can i have final words

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sure! But only if you make them interesting!

So what are you gonna say?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Do you......like waffles

Is that ok?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I was expecting some kind of wise or historical quote or something badass, but i guess that'll do.

Should i get the mallet?