Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Sassafrass]

I've got quadruple vision.

Is this good or bad?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That's awesome.

How many fingers am I holding up?

 

[Sassafrass]

Ummm...16.

That's not good, is it?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

there's worse you could have said

like pie eh?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Nope. I'm guessing that isn't normal.

What do you suggest we do to fix it?

 

[Sassafrass]

Hang on. *slams head into wall*
That got it.

Wait, why is there 98 of you?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

your not trying hard enough
how about a falcon punch?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I tried that. It doesn't work.

Maybe i should use my mallet?

 

[Sassafrass]

Why not.

Have you hit me yet?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not yet. I'm stretching first.

Alright, Did it work?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yeah, that did the trick.

Hey, when did I have a massive lump on my forehead?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I don't know maybe hitting me on the head will Juice my memory

anybody have a mallet?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I know someone! *SMACK*

Everyone happy?

 

[Sassafrass]

Sure thing. *BAM*

Did that work?

[sup]Tell me tomorrow, sleep time for me now.[/sup]

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I think so
when did I start bleeding? do you think a mallet smack would juice my memory?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yup. In fact, my mallet can solve all ailments!

Anything else I can fix?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

yes I can't remember from grade 2 to 5 minutes ago

how do I know what I forgot?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You don't. Paradox no?

Do you want the memories back?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

eh not really, I'd rather travel the world living for revenge against the one who did this to me eventually finding out about the grim truth about my past

seen that movie?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It sounds familiar. I can't think of the name though.

Wait, if you're gonna take revenge on me, shouldn't I be hiding?