Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No, because when i read the back of the medicine it said nothing of those side effects! Well the disembowlment would explain the extra blood on my clothes. *Sigh* *grabs needle and thread*

Are you going to explain to me about what happened? or why i don't go to a normal Doctor?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You forget that i don't own one, seeing as that I don't get creeped out. Ever. But yes, you'd be at a high spot if I was a normal person and had one.

...Why am I in this outfit?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not really. It's kind of cutting off my breathing in hindsight, plus y'know, the knowledge that Sas would've looked better in this...

He would've right?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Probably not. His pole dancing skills are unmatched. I can do the timewarp though.

Hey, what kind of Doctor makes their patients dance, anyway?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Probably not, Horrible things can happen when you're sleep deprived, take it from me.

Wanna borrow some of the Chloroform?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The back of your van. I got bored, plus you've never been back here, you're always driving.

Tea?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah. That's your side effect i'm afraid. You'll have this feeling of restraint for a few hours.

Aren't you lucky I brought a crazy straw so you can drink your tea?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well, I have to keep it on the golden stand because it's so important...

Oh! You wanted the tea now?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aw. Of course. I actually mean it this time. *pats head*

So, what do you need?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You're sitting on a freezer. I don't think the blanket would do much good unless you, y'know sit somewhere normal?

...Should I avoid asking why there's a freezer?