Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

No, that's barbecue sauce.


Oh, did Vee actually call me puddin'? Awwwww

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You bet! Hehe~

So, you aren't mad about me getting a little drunk?

 

[Ren3004]

No. I'm mad at THEM for getting YOU drunk.


Is this a case of misdirected anger?
[sub]And when I look at your post count I realize that I have been neglecting this forum too much because of this thing called "university".[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...I suggest you blame Vegas. It's intoxicating to even be there.

You aren't going to 'speak to' Sas and Goat are you?

[sub] Haha, No, it's a sign that I need to hurry up and get healthy again so I can get back to work and collage. University is a lot of work and it's a sign you've been working hard. X3 [/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

No, but my favorite knife is...


Get it?
[sub]Oh, I didn't know you were sick... what do you have?[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Got it. *nod and smile*

The talk won't be too harsh will it?
[sub] I suffer from Acute insomnia and since i've been treated, it's made me fatigued and ill is all, it's nothing too serious though. ^-^ [/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

No... I think they'll actually come out... smiling.


What is the meaning of life?
[sub]Get well soon! I probably should also stop complaining about not getting enough sleep.[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I heard that It was 42, but i believe that it's whatever you want it to be.

So what do you think?
[sub] Thanks! Haha. [/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

I believe... that whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.


Am I a fool to cry?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That all depends, Puddin',

Why are you crying?

 

[Ren3004]

Because I got something in my eye.


Is that a toothpick?
[sub]I haven't actually been crying, but I've been feeling sad because of... you-know-who.[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...by jove, It is. Ow.

Are you really that unlucky?

[sub] Daw. Things still bad between you two? [/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

Apparently, you see, I was trying to headbutt a cute puppy and hit the toothpick drawer instead.


Good thing I didn't hit the grenade drawer, though, isn't it?
[sub]I haven't talked to her, been trying to ignore her. I just haven't forgotten about her yet and... it hurts.[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

A very good thing. Even better that i moved the grenade drawer to the armory.

That toothpick draw has been nothing but trouble, am i right?

[sub] Hey, forgetting stuff like that is never easy. Keep it strong, eh? *hug*[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

Well, it helps to have a toothpick handy when we lose the handcuffs key.


Speaking of which, what happened to those handcuffs?
[sub]I'd just like to know why I keep fantasizing about her breaking up with her boyfriend.

Well, craziness, randomness and psychopathic tendencies got me married in this forum, maybe I should try it in real life. *hugs back*

[sub]Disclaimer: Ren3004 would like to state the the previous sentence was a joke and it should not be taken seriously. There is no need to call the police or a psychiatrist.[/sub][/sub]

 

[SteakHeart]

I ate them.

Anyone want some of my famous roast handcuffs?

 

[Ren3004]

Oh, I do!


Are they rich in iron?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I think so. Normal ones are, so maybe roasted ones would have 10 times that amount.

Was I right?

[sub] Well you obviously still like her, the brain and the heart are very different things, y'know. The whole brain saying 'No!' and the heart saying 'Yes!' thing, nothing you can really do. And hell, Anything could work until you try it once [/sub]

 

[SteakHeart]

No, but the plutonium gives them a nice kick.

Speaking of kicks, why is there a bootprint on my face?

 

[Ren3004]

Because I'm having a seizure and I accidentally kicked you.


Does anyone know how to stop a seizure?
[sub]Well, maybe I will try it... She likes sea shells... Do you think she'd like a headless puppy covered in sea shells as a gift?

[sub]Disclaimer: Before calling the police, please refer to my previous post.[/sub][/sub]