Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh, she's home? Yes then, but I just want to watch this first.

That's okay, right?

 

[Sassafrass]

I'm really flattered and everything but just got out of a relationship so...

Why won't she stop trying to hug me?

[sup]Damn triple ninja!
Won't change this for my own reasons.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aw, Lady killer! Oh...Heh, she's on top of you, kinda bitey isn't she?

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah... nice molars...

Should we help him? Looks like he's losing his head...
[sub]I'm going to sleep. Bye, everyone![/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh hold on!
*Runs off and grabs camera*

Hold it there?

[sub] G'night![/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

Ok then.

Now will you get her off me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sure.

What's with her eyes?!

 

[Ren3004]

Oh, they're just filled with bloodlust and rage.

That's what you meant, right?

 

[Sassafrass]

I dunno...

Why is she so damn persistent with the hugging?

 

[Ren3004]

I believe that she's a strange kind of vampire.

Should we kill her before someone tries to write a book about "hugging vampires"?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Too late i'm afraid. *Sigh*

Are you sure it's not Sas' new Cologne? Zomb-Ease?

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah... we should light him on fire to get rid of the smell.

Was that a yes?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I woke up ready! To do what again...?

Oh. To kill the zombie right?

 

[Sassafrass]

No, to light me on fire.

Or shall we make a heroic last stand?

 

[Ren3004]

No, let's light you on fire.

Why is Sas screaming?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The fire? or the Zombie?

Why didn't we help him again?

 

[Ren3004]

We did. By lighting him on fire.

I mean, what else could we do?
[sub]OK, this time I'm really going to bed.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

"Fuck this, I'm going to the shed!" You could've done that.

What is in the shed?