Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

Whoa, Cougar, calm down! You're hallucinating! Let's call Doctor House!


What happened?

 

[Lambi]

Ok. Easy now Cougar *hidden from Cougar, readies knock out serum* We're all friends here.

Right?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I shot House.

Anyone else gunna die?

*shoots lambi in leg*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No!
Do you want that girl thing fixed or not! I can't fix it if you don't sit still and attempt to blow us up!

What do you want in exchange for our lives, Cougar?

 

[Ren3004]

THIS! *knocks Cougar out with a mallet* Now let's find out what's wrong with him.


Brain tumor?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Nope. I don't think so.

Psychological trauma?

 

[SteakHeart]

Blain shmoomer?

Whassat?

 

[Lambi]

Nope. It's like he only has murder on his brain. *shows X-ray picture with dead people on Cougar's brain*

See?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes.

Wait! Do you see that in his hand?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That knife...? No.

Did you?

 

[Lambi]

Yes I did.

Tear it up?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes, I managed to get a better look at it. It's a dead body. It means it's spreading.


Full body MRI?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That sounds alright. Although he's not dead, he's growling under his breath.

So what's the diagnosis?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

he has what I call sevear BUNKIDIOS

did you guys miss me while I was getting a picture taken with santa?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Hey wassup guys! I've been to KFC! Where's the RED spy I hired to take my pla-OMG WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO HIM?!

 

[Ren3004]

We're prepping him for a liver transplant. About you, we need to do a splenectomy.

Do you know what a splenectomy is?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

it's when you go buy fried chicken and hang out for a while right?

right?

 

[Lambi]

No.

What is it?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

when you invest in a vacume company?

right?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I think its a little, crazier than that.

You..you guys weren't going to do something to the spy thinking it was me right? Like, a sex change?