Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Sassafrass]

Well, yes.

Didn't you swear to kill me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah. Heh, good times. That shouldn't make things tense though, right?

 

[Lambi]

Not when we're hungry?

Does us swearing to kill you stop us from being hungry and you having the only kitchen?

 

[Sassafrass]

No and yes.

Shall I make you guys a b-e-a-utiful sandw-?
*Tackles*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Goddamn it!

Truce?

 

[Sassafrass]

Never!
*Tackles again*

Why make this fight if you cannot win it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm not fighting because It's boring!

I can fight you if you want?

 

[Lambi]

Because I'm backing her up.

We are your nemesiseseseses remember?

 

[Sassafrass]

Uh, right.

Shall I deploy the super duper mega uber epic OMG LOLcat weapon...
[HEADING=1]OF DOOM?[/HEADING]

 

[Lambi]

Sure. I have a Mirror Reflect on me if you try anything.

Will you test it now?

 

[Sassafrass]

Nah, I'll just attack you with my BUSTER SWORD!

Or do you have Protect on?

 

[Lambi]

Yes. And Shell. And Haste. And Anti-Death. And Ultimate Weapon equipped.

That enough buffs for you?

 

[Sassafrass]

Uhh. Yeah.

Say, call it a draw?

 

[SteakHeart]

Ergh, too much RPG. Can't handle the buffs. Error. Error.

System reboot Y/N?

 

[Lambi]

@sasquatch99: NEVAH! I attack you. It's a critical hit. You now have 10 HP left.
@steakheart: Y.

Why did I have to answer 2 questions at once?

 

[SteakHeart]

I dunno.

Page 200 already? *Whistles*

 

[Sassafrass]

You were too slow.
For you are not a ninja! [http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/i_am_not_a_ninja.png]

Harsh?

 

[Lambi]

Very.

Do you know Jack Shit?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes, he's a good friend of mine.

Why, what's he done now?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He mugged me. He told me that you told him to do it.

Should i get some sleep?