Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Give jobs, opress, make sure that the experiments work out okay, opress some more, control everything and everyone...
We're essentially Gods mayors of the vault dwellers.

Think it pays well?

 

[Ren3004]

Oh yes. and if it doesn't we can just oppress people until they give us more money.


Do we get miniguns?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Even better-Laser gattling guns!

So what's the first new law?

 

[Ren3004]

Everyone must wear pants on Sundays!


Vee, how is you Insect Swarm avatar?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not too bad, I finished the basic avatar a few weeks ago. It's going on in January~

Not a bad idea, no?

 

[Ren3004]

I can't wait for it.


So, want to oppress some Vault Dwellers?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sounds like a grand idea!

How does making it illegal to speak for longer than 6 seconds, sound? Apart from us and a select few, of course?

 

[Ren3004]

Let's cut it down to 5 seconds.


How about forbidding harp playing on street corners on Saturdays when under the influence of alcohol, if there is a cat on the street?

 

[Lambi]

That...sounds good.

Can I be the doctor?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Of course, The 5 second rule doesn't apply to you either lambi.

What are your qualifications?

 

[Sassafrass]

I don't have any.

Who the hell took over my Vault?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Us three. You can be a security guard. Or you can sleep out in the wastes?

 

[Sassafrass]

I'll take my chances as a Guard, thanks.

So, who is the doc?

 

[Lambi]

Me.

Are you sick or ill or feel pain anywhere?

 

[Sassafrass]

Not at the moment, but give it a couple of hours.

Where is Stanley?

 

[Ren3004]

Sleeping.


Do you want to know who he's sleeping with?

 

[Sassafrass]

No! It's not my business...

So, who is he sleeping with?

 

[Lambi]

WafflesandBacon.

SHOCKING, isn't it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not really. Although, I'm a little shocked due to the fact that Stanley doesn't have boobs.

What do you want for Christmas?

 

[Ren3004]

You.


Can I get that?