Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[SteakHeart]

I think you're just mad that I'm the only one who gets any... action... from Vaudie.

Too much?

 

[Ren3004]

No. Because in case you didn't notice, we've got a kid.


Speaking of which, how's Violet doing?

 

[SteakHeart]

She's fine. But that boyfriend of hers is corrupted by 4chan.

Shall we kill him?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

We might have to, 4chan is incurable. Although, it's sad because she's happy. Too bad.

Wait, didn't we promise not to?

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, I didn't make any promises to anyone...

Mercenary for hire needed?

 

[Ren3004]

Be discreet. *hands Sas some money*


Can't a good beating cure 4chan?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No. Neither can maiming or 'killing with fire'.

Think Violet will be upset? Oh and bring us his head, Sas.

 

[Ren3004]

Maybe if we make it look like an accident.


Can you make him overdose on 4chan?

 

[Sassafrass]

DIE 4CHAN, YOU ASSHATS, DIE!!!
Oh...yeah, that could work.

BTW, can I have a picture of the target?

 

[SteakHeart]

Violet will be fine. And I can give her a hug is she needs it.

What would happen if you put bacon bits on a strip of bacon?

 

[Ren3004]

You would die because of the awesomeness.


Wanna try it? I got awesomeness antidote!

 

[SteakHeart]

Nah. Vaude is awesome enough just to look at, why would I need anything else?

 

[Lambi]

Sure. *Eats the bacon strips with bacon bits*

WOW! THIS IS AWESOME.

CAN I HAVE THE ANTIDOTE NOW?

[sup]I'M YELLING BECAUSE OF THE AWESOMNESS![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

If you pay me.

Let's say, $500?

 

[SteakHeart]

Friends.

Enemies?

 

[Ren3004]

Ninjas?

 

[Lambi]

No.

Frenemies?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I thought you all were. Hm. Dilemmas.

You've tested the antidote right?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure. OH, NO! I FORGOT!


Lambi doesn't have any acid in his stomach, does he?

 

[Lambi]

Sure.

How does that work?