Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Guitar Gamer]

alright she's gone to bed, VEE MUST GET YOU TO GONE GONZO

so I shall ask quick questions not requiring much thought

apples or oranges?

 

[Lambi]

Banana.

Next?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

okay

if a tree falls down in a forest and no one hears it, does it make a noise?

 

[Lambi]

No. It makes a soundwave.

Next?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

seven sorry sisters slyly saw sick stupid slick small snakes

can you say the above sentence ten times in under 30 seconds without screwing up?

 

[Lambi]

seven sorry sisters slyly saw sick stupid slick small snakes
seven sorry sisters slyly saw sick stupid slick small snakes
seven sorry sisters slyly saw sick stupid slick small snakes
seven sorry sisters slyly saw sick stupid slick small snakes
seven sorry sisters slyly saw sick stupid slick small snakes
seven sorry sisters slyly saw sick stupid slick small snakes
seven sorry sisters slyly saw sick stupid slick small snakes
seven sorry sisters slyly saw sick stupid slick small snakes
seven sorry sisters slyly saw sick stupid slick small snakes
seven sorry sisters slyly saw stick...
Damn it!

Next?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

he who is geezer should live in my freezer

correct?

 

[Lambi]

Yes.

Next?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

he who is groovy should be in my movie

CORRECT?

 

[Lambi]

Incorrect. He who buyes me a smoothie shall be in my movie.

Next?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

...........okay

"are you a dentists?"
-Toki Wartooth not a bumble bee

 

[Lambi]

No, but you have to use tampons. Cause you're a lady.
-Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree.

Next?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I retort your quote retort with a quote retort!!
"why everythings so hard for Toki's?"
-Toki Wartooth Not a Bumble Bee

 

[Lambi]

Because your guitars sounds like craps.

Why you nots play wells?

[sup]So, apparently I'm Skwisgaar (Swedish) and you're Toki (Norwegian).[/sup]

 

[Guitar Gamer]

because "yours a ladies SKWISGAARSS!!!!"
-Toki Wartooth Not A Bumble Bee

how did you not notice my 2 awesome 1 minute songs written entirely by me?

 

[Lambi]

NO I'M NOTS A LADYS! Also, I'm the greatests thing ins the wholes worlds, so your out of tunes songs matters littels to mes.

Why musts yous try to copies mes?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

why's yous not stops copies me's!!!?

ya well well..................
[sup]before I continue you don't happen to share any notible qualities as Skwisgaar rights?[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

Such as?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

you know

anything that might make you feel a little ticked if I brought it up inadvertently in a oblivios act of Toki Rage?

 

[Lambi]

Well, I'm not a man who thinks he's the greatest thing since the electric guitar and sleeps with every woman who happens to walk past him.

Did you mean that?