Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Guitar Gamer]

[REBOOTING}. . . . . . . . .. . . ..........

[INITIALIZING "Guitar Gamer"]...

h-h-h-hh--hey guys what's up?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Nothing much, you broke down again.
January should be fine for me. So little happens in January.

Why ask?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

no we don't have a machine nearby

parts for what?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Goat will explain.

Get them here like in a few minutes? I can make some calls?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I don't think I like the sound of this

*starts backing up*
what is going up?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*sniff* Yes. Good times.

Can we fix him, Doctor Goat?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'm not a machine!!!
I er crap shouldn't there be a railroad for this?


where's my dam lazor if I'm a cyborg?!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

sure but..

don't you think I would kinda plan for this if I was a computer?

where is my back up plan? I'm smarter than this aren't I?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not really, but we like you like that. Plus there isn't much you can do, in fact the parts are here!
*given mysterious package by saluting soldiers*

Should we begin?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

er er uh um........crap what would robo-cop do?.....initialize defense mode?

*arm turns into lazor*

HAW I knew it!!!

where's your replacement now?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In the box.

Should I give the anesthetic? *Raises metal mallet*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*points at Vaude* unless you got a EMP your not getting NEAR me!!

................crap.............you got a EMP don't you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah, go ahead. That was one of my early Christmas presents.

You know we aren't gonna hurt you right?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

that replacement part over there says otherwise
*charges lazor*

think that EMP can shoot faster than 2 seconds?