Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'll be damned, The ice isn't melting anymore!

Um, how am i going to get back though?

 

[Ren3004]

DO A BARREL ROLL!

Did you DO A BARREL ROLL?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes. If you notice, I'm now in the freezing water.

*sniff* Ugh. Think i'll get a cold?

 

[Ren3004]

Come here, I'll keep you warm.


Wait, why are you slapping me? OW!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That was for the stupid idea of doing a barrel roll! *cough**sniffle*

Aw. Damn, do i have a temperature? *feels head*

 

[Ren3004]

Well, you're cold. Here! *sets Vee's jacket on fire*

Cool, huh?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Actually it's hot. But badass non-the-less.*cough*

Where'd you learn to do that?

 

[Ren3004]

In Psycho University. Our daughter's college, remember?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh yes. She got another A in devious planning and manipulation the other day. Takes after you if i believe.

Is she coming home for the holidays?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes, she just has to finish her practical evaluation for Hannibal Lectures 101.


Wanna know how I did in that one?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh sure. I'll get the chianti.

So, you did well?

 

[Ren3004]

It resulted in this. [http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RdvMzxTNs-M/R-8i5k7s78I/AAAAAAAAA14/B1dTskMnSnU/s400/batman%2Bdeath%2Bof%2Brobin.jpg]


Isn't that cool?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Killing Jason Todd? That's one of the coolest things. You showed me his suit and the crowbar you used remember?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yes! Thank god Robin is out of the picture!

Hey! How come Vaude gets Ren's love and not mine?

 

[Ren3004]

You forgot to gift-wrap it.


Need some help with that?
[sub]The story in the comics was an attempt to cover up the truth. Actually my Hannibal Lecture in college made Batman go crazy and kill Robin. Then he came back to life because of MAGIC and I killed him with the crowbar and explosion.[/sub]

 

[SteakHeart]

Yes pl0x.

Well? Where is it?

 

[Ren3004]

Wait a minute.


Christmas trees or reindeers?

 

[SteakHeart]

How about both?

 

[Ren3004]

Good idea.

Like it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hey, Nice present, I like the gift-wrapping.

Who's it for, you two?