Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Sure, you pull the trigger and shout IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR.

Have you got it yet?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure, it just arrived in the mail.


You will use it responsibly, won't you?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Yeah.....just, ignore that hole in Steak's shed. I didn't do it.

So what do you want to do now?

 

[Ren3004]

Well...

Can you use it as fireworks?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm not sure. Hmm. *paces and thinks about gunpowder*

Any ideas then, Gents?

 

[Ren3004]

Can we use the SPARTAN LASER to ignite the gunpowder?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes. Yes we can. Give me some time to make them though. *Sorts gunpowder*

What colors should the fireworks be?

 

[Ren3004]

Red, green, gold and purple.

Why purple, you ask?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Indeed, *coughs from small powder explosion*

Why purple?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Purple makes your eyes pop dearie. (No gunpowder related pun intended)

So you want me to fire it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not yet! I've got the perfect way to detonate them.

Got the bonfire ready?

 

[Ren3004]

I just like purple, OK?
[sub]One bonfire coming up![/sub]


Does any if you want another color?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Nope. I'm playing with gunpowder, i'm perfectly happy no matter what the color.

Are we ready?

 

[SteakHeart]

How about we have the color...

of loooooooooooove?

 

[Ren3004]

I don't like it much. Oh, wait, fireworks time!

FIRE IN THE HOLE!


Where did that phrase originate, by the way?

 

[SteakHeart]

Some guy threw fire in a hole, right?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

In the ninjery face of Steak.

DAMMIT PEOPLE! Colour is spelt with a damn u! A u! Colour!!

Are you all crazy?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm guessing-
Oh wow! I did a good job this time!

Aren't they beautiful?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Yeah

What's beautiful?