Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Sassafrass]

Ah, yes. Thank you.

And tell me, how did you obtain that much money?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Here and there. My organization makes most of my income, bribes, other things that will remain quiet.

How much are we short?

 

[Lambi]

By two million.

Want to help me get some of it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Of course. What do you have in mind?

 

[Sassafrass]

...uh, sure thing, lambi.
Bank robbery, Vaude. For they are cool.

[sup]Why is the person I'm in debt to helping me pay it back?[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

[sub] I'm guessing he's forgotten. Which is pretty unbelievable considering what you did. [/sub]

Ready for the robbery? I love these.

 

[Sassafrass]

Oh yeah!

Hang on, did you bring the guns?

 

[Lambi]

Yeah. By the way, I get 90% of the money.

That cool?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

We'll see...once we get the money, then we'll talk about it.

*unpacks bazooka* Do we need a plan? Cause' i've got one spare?

 

[Sassafrass]

A spare what? Plan or bazooka?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Both actually.

Want a bazooka?

 

[Sassafrass]

Oh, thanks.

So, shall we does this?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Indubitably. lambi is getaway driver apparently.

*Kicks door in* So where do we start?

 

[Sassafrass]

By firing our guns in the air and shouting "EVERYONE ON THE FLOOR NOW!!!" A bit like this.
*Fires gun in the air*

Oops.

Should I have not used the RPG to demonstrate that?

 

[Lambi]

No. Now you have to climb debris to get to the money.

Are you guys finished so I can drive us away from here?

[sup]Hey. I'm almost 1337.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No, give us a minute. Now they civilans are freaked out, we have to climb over debris to the safe and there's a massive gaping hole in the ceiling.

*fires bazooka towards bankteller and blows safe door off*

Grab the money and i'll keep an eye on the civilians?

 

[Sassafrass]

Sure thing, Vaude.

Hey...why is this Monopoly money?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...You're kidding me?!

Try the other safe?!

 

[Lambi]

Yes! Hurry!

Come on, come on, MOVE IT! Did you get all the money?

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, yeah but I also picked up this hat and this weird bald guy here on my left...

Why are you here, weird bald guy?