Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Sassafrass]

No, but keep me away from milk, lest I become a milk Demon.

Is my soul easily corrupted or what?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Amazingly so.

Do you only get corrupted by dairy?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yeah, and maybe Darkspawn's blood.

Does anyone here know what I'm talking about?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Dragon Age. Nuff' said.

Why is it so damned cold?

 

[Sassafrass]

This shall be the winter of your discontent!
*Fires bazooka at Vaude*

Does anyone else get mood swings like this?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Because need to be frozen

Did anyone notice i was close to my 100th post

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I did, you're 4 away.
*coughs ash*

Why'd you do it Sas? *coughs*

 

[Sassafrass]

Hey, it was a mood-swing. I can't help it.

Or are you talking about that Darkspawn blood I poured down your throat?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Both!

Alright, I'll forgive the mood-swings but why the blood?

 

[Sassafrass]

I wanted to see if you could become a Gray Warden.

Well. Did you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I don't feel any different. I'm not dead though, I guess that means I am one.

Are you sure that was Darkspawn blood?

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, yeah. I think so. It was big and green.

So, how did Duncan 'recruit' you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...I'd rather not go into that...

Didn't you do The Joining ritual too?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yeah, I found it fun.

Did you see that massive dragon thing?

[sup]Be careful what you say now. I haven't got very far.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well, i did. But then I kind of ran. It breathed friggin' fire!

I take it that you're a rogue?

 

[Sassafrass]

Nah, combat oriented Elf with the ability to duel wield.
[sup]Yeah, I've gone for the 'Legolas' path minus archery.[/sup]

Have you heard the witty conversations your party members have?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah yes. Not sure why but Leliana is pretty funny.

Do you hate any of your companions?

 

[SteakHeart]

No, bu tI'm pretty attached to Morrigan.

Get it?

 

[Sassafrass]

I do...weirdly.

Do you like Alistair?

 

[SteakHeart]

No. I don't swing that way.

Wait, Morrigan is the chick, right?