Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

Well, they don't have any makeup now.



How did that help?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I suppose that if you put more than the acceptable dose, the sulphuric acid would eat away at their skin. At least they aren't as recognizable now.

Need a hand digging those graves?

 

[Ren3004]

No need dear, your hands are too beautiful for this line of work.


But would you like to watch me anyway?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You know how to a girl smile, and Sure, it's better than TV.

Why did you kill these people in the first place? [sub](Aside from the 2 cops, who were a real pain yesterday)[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

They saw me with a knife and asked me to just take the money and not kill them. I thought it was Opposite Day.


When is Opposite Day?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Next week.

You think that'll hold up in court?

 

[Ren3004]

If it doesn't I'll just kill the judge.


That will let me off the hook, right?
[sub]I have to go in a while, I gotta be at a friend's house to do some work... Damned university.[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Should do, If not, i can plant a bomb in the jury stand.

Why did they put all of this on the news?
[sub] Damn indeed. Hope the work isn't too stressful. Talk to you later? [/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

I dunno, apparently I'm a celebrity now.


Should I change my identity again?
[sub]Shouldn't be too stressful, we're going to shoot an interview. But I'll probably have dinner with one of my friends, so I should be back after dinner time, GMT.[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It would be wise. The paparazzi are scum.

What's your new identity going to be?
[sub] Sounds nice. Have fun. [/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

Wolfgang von Kaiser.


Is that too generic?
[sub]Since I probably won't be here to see your 1000[sup]th[/sup] post, do you mind if I congratulate you in advance?[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You know how much i love generic.

You do know that right?
[sub] Ah thank you! [/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

I know you love it like something generically lovable.


How will you celebrate your 1000[sup]th[/sup] post?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I don't know, Massive celebration party?

Should i save the massive party for my 10000'th post?

 

[Fraught]

You should save it for when the whales die out.

Should VaudeVillian NOT do any parties when he reaches ANY number of posts?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Probably. Too expensive.

How long before NeonBob kills off all the whales then?

 

[Fraught]

Until 2000 virgin sacrifices have been made to him.

Why do the whales even want to live, and not kill themselves?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because they're selfish and just won't learn that they need to die.

Would anyone buy a designer straight jacket?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

They are MUCH more comfortable than the prison issue jackets.

Why do people continue living, despite the rising cost of it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because they're too scared to kill themselves.

Why did this suddenly get so bleak?