Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Guitar Gamer]

of course sir!!
what is your demand?
[sup]and from which movie?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

You want a shrubbery!!

Amirite?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No. Not this time.

Before I go through with my demand, have you learnt what to do if someone attacks you with some loganberries?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

[sup]chirst I need to watch more monty python[/sup]

well I don't because,............I was studying what to do if someone attacked me with a pointed stick

sorry?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*shakes head* I'll forgive you this time.

Did you learn any defense against fresh fruit?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

well I believe I learned how to defend against banana's

shoot the man with a pistol?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Very good! But what about...

A girl with a rapier?! *draws rapier and goes to strike*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

then I fire my MINIGUN?

*revs and aims*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Touche'! I demand a second match! *Whacks hands with sword edge*

Going to fight fair?

 

[Sassafrass]

Of course.
Fight, you fools! Fight for my enjoyment!

WAITER! More Scotch?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Save some for me, Sas!

En gaurde, GG?

 

[Sassafrass]

It doesn't seem like it.

Scotch?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You know it.

Wait, Scotch. You aren't depressed are you?

 

[Sassafrass]

*Sighs deeply* Yeah...

How did you know?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well, A girl can tell. Plus you haven't moved from your sofa for 3 days. And your body water has turned to scotch.

What happened?

 

[Sassafrass]

I accidentally killed 3 people.

Good enough reason?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Yes. But what I don't understand is how you don't mourn for beating that man to death with me, but that's beside the point.

Has anyone come to see you apart from me?

 

[Sassafrass]

Newbie, Barbie and Carla.

Good friends of your as well?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Barbie's too neurotic for my taste. Half-way through any conversations with Newbie end with him drifting off. Carla's cool though.

No Gandhi?

 

[Sassafrass]

Not at the moment, no.

Shall I go back to work soon?