Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[WafflesandBacon]

Wow, you are easily influenced.

You gotta have your own mind, y'know?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

...Wait, what?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

....Wat?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

It's a dog?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

So your pet name for people is *****?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Awesome?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

YOU WANT SOME MOTHERFUCKING TEA!?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

WELL SOME MOTHERFUCKING EARL GREY ON THE STOVE LIKE A *****!
*Teapot steams up*
SHUT THE FUCK UP!

*Pours Dark some tea*
ONE LUMP OR TWO, ************!?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

OK THEN!

*SIPS THE MOTHERFUCKING TEA*?!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I ALMOST FORGOT!

YOU WANT SOME MOTHERFUCKING CRUMPETS!? THEY ARE DELICIOUS LIKE A ***** IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF!?