Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Baby Eater]

Which is why I'm a fan of British comedy (well, besides being a limey myself) and Valve games?

"Remember that time I tried to burn you to death and you were all 'Noooooo.' and I was all 'Just kidding.'? That was great."

 

[Baby Eater]

I like to twist people's jokes?

 

[Baby Eater]

Especially when people find my version funnier?

 

[Baby Eater]

I remember my humour once being described as "A psychopath on one of their happier days"

Should I feel complimented?

Me:"What walks on 4 legs, then 2, then 3?"
Other guy:"A human. As a baby you walk on 4, then 2 as an adult, and then with a cane when their old"
Me: "No. A baby crawls on 4, then you chop off it's arms so it walks on 2, then because you realize the blood is staining your carpet, so you hastily sew one arm on while the other is too rotten already."

My teacher just happened to walk by me as I said that. Stares were exchanged.

 

[Baby Eater]

I love myself as well?

Hell, on this very thread a religion was made in my honour.

 

[Baby Eater]

Well in many religions there's demigods (Hermes, Kronos before he was banned from Olympus, ect.) gods (Hera, Athena, Apollo,......Kratos.) and then Omnigods (Zeus)?

 

[Baby Eater]

You like to get drunk and have sex with centaurs?

(No joke about Morrigan, so have a funny picture)

 

[Baby Eater]

And your cousin?

 

[Baby Eater]

Yes but I can't excuse the fact that you're always naked.

THINK ABOUT THE 1 ARMED CHILDREN!?

 

[Baby Eater]

Me too!

But mine have less awesome origins..*Shakes 4 fists at Vee because I know she's always watching me from the shadows*?