Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

*moves photoreceptor covers closer together*

*turns around, cape flowing behind him, and goes down stairs*

*opens a wooden crate revealing dozens of copies of Hello Kitty and Friends 8: Journey to Happy Land in boxes of GTA IV*

*takes a box as evidence*

*once out of the building, connects to the Batmobile via Wi-fi and drives it remotely to his location*?

 

[Baby Eater]

*Gets Chewbacca to headbutt the moon to death* (Yes, that actually happens in the canon Star Wars books. He does it to save Luke)?

 

[Ren3004]

*drives Batmobile to Batcave*?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Billions of moon pieces fall to the Earth quickly*?

 

[Baby Eater]

*Lights up the Batsignal from inside my bunker*?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*20 different pieces hit Gotham City or wherever we are*?

 

[Ren3004]

Query: What the hell?

*Batmobile gets hit by an asteroid*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Somehow land safely on a moon chunk*
PHASE TWO: Start the neurotoxic immediately! SURF'S UP, ************!

*Giant tidal waves hit Gotham*?

 

[Baby Eater]

*Steals the Penguins umbrella to block the tidal wave*?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Toast is overwhelmed by the rushing water*

*Laughs from surfing moon chunk*?

 

[Baby Eater]

Blub blub blub!?

(Good thing I brought inflatable pants!)
*Pants inflate floating me to the surface*

 

[Ren3004]

*gets projected onto Waffles' head*

One-liner: HOW'S THIS FOR BREAKFAST?!
*punches Waffles*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Stumbles a bit*
*Grabs BatRen*
STEP THREE: GENETICALLY ENGINEERED FISH!

*Throws him into water*
*BatRen is eaten by Whale/Shark hybrid*

 

[Baby Eater]

Don't you know anything about Batman, Waffles?

All aquatic animals fear him.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Genetically engineered fish don't know the meaning of fear, Toast!?

 

[Baby Eater]

Batman will teach them to fear!?

I am suddenly reminded of a Saxton Hale comic: "You will believe a shark CAN CRY!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

...Dude...Yes? XD

 

[Baby Eater]

He also teaches a group of girl scouts the most important meaning in life: That GRIZZLY BEARS ARE FLAMMABLE!? XD

 

[Ren3004]

*jumps out of the water holding a fish head*?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Head explodes*? XD

*Sends giant moon rocks at BatRen with TK powers*