Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Baby Eater]

*Wearing a green top hat* Who's a mad hatter here?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

You forgot the '10/6' piece of paper?

 

[Baby Eater]

Did I?

Look in your back pocket.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Checks back pocket*

This is a check for $2,000 in your name.
*Goes to cash it*?

 

[Baby Eater]

*Blows up the bank as you enter with the clock saying 10:06*?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Flies back to current location*

*Comes back with exactly $2,000*?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

We made no promises?

 

[Baby Eater]

I only make deals with the devil.

By the way, can anyone loan me some virgins? I lost a fiddle contest with Satan. >.>

 

[WafflesandBacon]

You must be a real lady-killer, huh?

 

[Ren3004]

Did you call? *is holding a bloody knife and a scalp with long hair*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Hehehe.

Oh, you?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes, me...


Me, me me?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

...Are you sure?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes.

I think?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

...What color is my underwear, then?!

 

[Ren3004]

How does that help prove anything?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Only the real Ren knows the answer!

Don't make me ask again?!

 

[Ren3004]

Purple?