*Gasp*
It is the Trollian, Nepeta, one of the twelve Trollians, i.e. aliens, who pretty much created the universe and are now trolling(meaning pestering them through the internet) four 13 year olds to led them to the Ultimate Reward, which is unknown at the moment. She's the most playful and the twelve and she is now wearing the sunglasses of Equius, i.e. the strongest troll, and is FLARPing or roleplaying him.
...You should read Homestuck, it's fucking awesome? XD