Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[WafflesandBacon]

Um...Thank you? XD

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You're welcome, bro? XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Folds towel and puts it away*? XD

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...IT WAS A TRAP!

*Pounces*?! X3 XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Drastically hyperventilates*? XD

 

[Baby Eater]

*Moonwalks in* Hey guys!

Why is Waffles hyperventilating on the ground and can I have his stuff when he dies?

 

[Baby Eater]

Nope.

You are free from subjectivity?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Fuck...*Gasp*...No, Toast!

Wrong...*Gasp*...Thread!?

 

[Baby Eater]

HE NEEDS CPR!?

*Dives bombs from the sky onto Waffles's stomach*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Dies*?

 

[Baby Eater]

*Writes a will in Waffles's handwriting giving me everything*?

 

[Baby Eater]

*Grabs the will and stuffs it down Martin's throat*?

 

[Baby Eater]

*Rips out Martin's kidneys*
The human body creates electricity you see?
*Rubs kidneys together*Clear. *Shocks Waffles to life*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Is alive*

What the hell?

 

[Baby Eater]

MEANWHILE, AT HAWAII:
*McGuyver is sitting on beach relaxing*
MG:"..W-why am I suddenly crying? And why can't I stop?"


It's not like you need them or anything Martin *Eats a kidney*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Wearing a sombrero and is dressed like a clown* I got no bloody clue?

 

[Baby Eater]

*Breaks the pinata* Do I get candy?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

No.

Ok, yes?

 

[Baby Eater]

YAY! *Throws Martin at Waffles*?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Catches both* Yo?