Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[WafflesandBacon]

Derp version, of course!? XD

 

[Sassafrass]

Ah, good choice, squire.

Now, who shall go first? XD

[sup]How be Waffles today?[/sup]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Age before handsomeness? XD
[sub]Waffles be good, yourself?[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...But I'm older than you and more handsome too? XD

[sup]Good, just had dinner so I am a happy and full Sassy. XD[/sup]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Older, yes, but more handsome?
*Scoff* XD
[sub]That's good to hear.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

Do I need to challenge you to FISTICUFFS?! XD

[sup]Everyone knows a happy Sassy is 60% less likely to bite your head off. XD[/sup]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

EN GARDE!? XD
[sub]What if you poke them with a stick? XD[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

*Trout slaps*

Take that, you urchin?! XD

[sup]...Then they are 10% less likely to let you live. XD[/sup]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

OH NO YOU DI'INT/ stereotypicalblackwomanvoice

*Double trout slap*? XD
[sub]What if the stick was really sharp? XD[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

Oh, it's on now, boi! /Typicalfarmersvoice

*Runs over with a tractor?* XD

[sup]I will torture you by playing this on permanent loop. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaA_cs4WZHM] XD[/sup]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Klaatu barada nikto! /stereotypicalalienvoice

*Runs over with a UFO*? XD
[sub]...You sick twisted fuck. XD[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

NUKE ALL THE THINGS!!!!!11!11!1111!!! /TypicalAmericanresponse

*Launches every nuke ever?* XD

[sup]BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD[/sup]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

PROTECT THE QUEEN!!!! /TypicalBritishresponse

*All of Brits dogpile the Queen to protect her*? XD
[sub]*Cries in the corner* XD[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...RIOT LIKE A BOSS! /typicalteenagereponse

*Smashes windows and steals stuff because he feels the government fucked him over but it's his own fault for having a kid at 16?* XD

[sup]Cat. I'mma kitty cat. And I meow meow meow and a meow meow meow. XD[/sup]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Gimme back my stuff! /typicaloldmanresponse

*Waves cane at teenagers because he's too old to do anything about it*? XD
[sub]*Contemplates suicide* XD[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

*Throws rocks at windows* /Typical"Idon'tgiveafuck!"response

*Loots moar than befoar?" XD

[sup]And I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance, cat! I'mma kitty cat! XD[/sup]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Bark! /typicaldogresponse

*Pees on shoes*? XD
[sub]Stop...Please stop. XD[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

Meow! /Typicalcatresponse

*Hides up a tree?*

[sup]CAT, I'M A KITTY CAT, AND I DANCE DANCE DANCE AND I DANCE DANCE MOTHERFUCKING DANCE. XD

And now I depart, for I have stuff and things to do. See ya later. :3[/sup]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Goodbye?

 

[Ren3004]

Hello?