Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[WafflesandBacon]

Next to fedoras?

 

[Ren3004]

How about... a fezdora?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Gives Ren a Nobel Peace prize for Advancements in Fucking Everything*?

 

[Baby Eater]

YOU CANNOT PLAY HAT GOD REN!

WHO KNOWS WHAT THIS WILL CREAT-*Fezdora comes to life and starts making everything explode*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I saw that coming?

 

[Baby Eater]

Will you just shut up and help me?

*Firing at the Fezdora with my tophat laser*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Attacks fezdora with Yahtzee Blade*?

 

[Baby Eater]

Fezdora has fainted!

Toast gained 9,001 EXP!

Toast is now level 42!

Toast has learned OMGWTFBBQ!?

 

[Ren3004]

What?! Fezdora is evolving!

Fezdora evolved into Tophatrilby.

Tophatrilby learned Head Warmer.

What will Baby Eater do?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

>Retreive arms
You already have them, numbnuts!?

 

[Baby Eater]

*Puts on Tophattrilby*

*Glows with power* I HAVE BECOME THAT UNTO A GOD!?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Universe implodes...again*?

 

[Baby Eater]

*Uses my godly hat power to recreate the universe exactly the same except 5 inches to the left and all religions have been replaced with Toastism*

Hail to the king, baby?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*pops in*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Throws toast at SpiderRed*

Welcome to my domain!?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Kills Toast and usurps the throne*

This throne is uncomfortable?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Dances around shouting "Anarchy, anarchy!"*?

 

[Baby Eater]

You dare defy Toast, Waffles!?

*Grabs a chain sword*TOAST FOR THE TOAST GOD! PURGE THE UNCLEAN! MAKE THEM SO BLACK AND CRISPY NO AMOUNT OF SCRAPING OF A BUTTER KNIFE SHALL GET RID OF IT!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Muffin button?

 

[Baby Eater]

*Gives Red a Muffin Button*

It makes muffins AND gives you psychic powers!?