Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Baby Eater]

I have 5,678 messages in my inbox.

Do you expect me to check any of them?

 

[Eumersian]

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?

 

[Ren3004]

*has cookie crumbs around his mouth*

Would you believe me if I said it grew legs, jumped out of the jar and ran off?

 

[Roxas1359]

Yes.
You know why?

 

[Ren3004]

Because I have this video of it?

*shows video*

 

[Roxas1359]

No.
They were genetically engineered!
Why did you ruin my work by eating them! DX XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I MISSED MY OWN 25000TH POST PARTY!?
[SUB]WHERE THAT GOSHDARNED CAPSLOck, oh never mind[/SUB]

 

[Ren3004]

NOOOOOOO!!!

Let's turn back time?!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*TARDIS appears out of nowhere*?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*I ignore it LIKE A BAWS*?

 

[Ren3004]

Why do my pillows feel so uncomfortable?

 

[Roxas1359]

Are they feather pillows?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

OF COURSE!

WHY WOULDN'T THEY BE!?

 

[Ren3004]

They're actually souls of the damned pillows.

Yep, we're not just using it for food now.

Want some?

 

[Roxas1359]

Hey!
Did you steal from my soul jar!? XD

 

[Ren3004]

Nope.

Want help finding the robber?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Hand literally stuck in the soul jar*

Whoever did it will feel the full wrath of the law!?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I should quit while I'm ahead?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Red, how could you?!

 

[Roxas1359]

Why have I found awesome songs lately?