Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Mjr McNugget]

The mess would be catastrophic..

 

[Neonbob]

Because the space there was destined to be blank.

What would happen if I disassembled my PSP?

 

[Mjr McNugget]

It would eat your face off and become you.

Why would you disassemble your PSP in the first place?

 

[Neonbob]

Because the leprechaun told me that his family was trapped inside, and it's been a lifelong dream of mine to eat an entire family of leprechauns at once.

Why are sharpies fun to write on people's faces with?

 

[ThreeWords]

To see what made the pictures move. Why else?

Who let the dogs out?

 

[Neonbob]

The dogcatcher, just so he could have work again, and to test out his new, high-powered rifle.

What is your dentist's name?

 

[Mjr McNugget]

Who cares? he's gonna die anyway.

Why is bob neon?

 

[Neonbob]

Because normal colors bore me.

Why are comic books fun?

 

[ThreeWords]

Because they make such great hats! (What?)

Why are you all looking at me funny?

 

[Neonbob]

Because by looking at you strangely, we can see what is wrong with your mind. You are sane. This is a problem.

What would you do for a klondike punch?

 

[ThreeWords]

I wouldn't, because I suck at Klondike!

What is a Klondike punch?

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Like a Donkey punch, but with a Klondike instead.

Is that actually what a Klondike punch is?

 

[Neonbob]

Nope! It's where a bear comes along and hits you in the face with an ice cream bar!

What are the best four words you know(in a combination)?

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Jesus Loves You (Joking)

What's a stupid question?

 

[Neonbob]

Anything that a Fox interviewer asks. Zing!

Why do you think I don't like that network?

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

because you are too interested in what is in your pants.

Why does-OH MY GOD RACISTS IN YOUR HAIR!!!! i'm sorry, what was i going to say again?

 

[badgersprite]

You were going to ask, "Why does my heart feel so sad?" and then have a cry.

Where have all the flowers gone?

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

NM NIGAAAAAH!!!

howmuchwoodwouldawoodchuckchuckifawoodchuckcouldchuckcrowbars?

 

[badgersprite]

Trick question. Crowbars aren't made out of wood.

What does a butcher weigh?