Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yup! Too bad about that one guy who stood up and got a knife to the head though.

Maybe i should take up a different hobby?

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah, maybe.

How about chainsaw juggling?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Okay!
*Goes off*
Yeah...that didn't go well.

Can you believe that i got over 20 court summons for practicing in the park?

 

[Ren3004]

No way.


Wanna train for your insanity plea?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sure. Wait are you my Lawyer then?

What do you suggest i do to show insanity?

 

[Ren3004]

Why not juggling chainsaws in the courtroom?


Well, how does it feel being cleared of all charges?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Pretty damn good! Let's celebrate, two acquittals in two days!

Are we just that lucky?

 

[Ren3004]

No, we're good!


Let's try and break a record?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

We could so do that.

What is the record in the first place?

 

[Ren3004]

Biggest pile of burning bodies.

So, what are we gonna need?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm guessing a crowd, a steamroller and some gasoline.

You get the crowd, i'll get the steamroller?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure, sure.

Should I ask steak for the gasoline?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sure, In fact he could probably help us.

Who's on steamroller duty?

 

[Ren3004]

I'll drive. *evil laugh*


*throws match* Did we do it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Looks like it. Over 21,00000 corpses, we did it!

Have you noticed that most of them are Hannah Montana fans?

 

[Ren3004]

Wow!


Did we get her too?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yup, she's still under the steamroller though.

Hey, why are the police here?

 

[Ren3004]

Something about 2,100,546 counts of murder and 1 count of arson.


Is that a crime?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Apparently. Those fun killers.

How are we going to get out of this one?

 

[Ren3004]

Don't worry, I'll get us out of this. *throws smoke bomb and goes away with Vee*


Wasn't that great?