Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Sam G]

Mother, your.

First we gonna RAWK, then we gonna...?

 

[Ren3004]

Get a... Mohawk?


Can I turn my phone into a grenade?

 

[Sam G]

Only with Orange!

How DO you get your shirts so clean?

 

[Ren3004]

By cleaning them with acid. Then buying a new one.


If a wood chuck could chuck wood in a forest and no one was there, would it make a sound?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes... they are out there!


How can you live with yourself?

 

[Sam G]

Make a clone of yourself, then move in with him.

Who told you that?

 

[Ren3004]

Your mom.


Why do girls go to the toilet in groups?

 

[Metric Monkey]

Because they are all one creature.

What made the Universe?

 

[Ren3004]

It was the great *gets murderous by religious zealots*


How did I come back to life?

 

[Sam G]

Your mum! (we should really stop doing that)

Why so serious, son?

 

[Ren3004]

My father was...a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself; he doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?!" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... why so serious?


Why do you ask?

 

[Ren3004]

Because I'm a dirty, dirty double poster.


What happens if you divide the opposite of opposite by zero?

 

[Ren3004]

In the middle of the afternoon or after dinner. In both cases only if I don't have ten people saying "The cake is a lie!" when I say I'll get some cake.


*Wakes up* Whoa, my hands... Is this my blood?

 

[ThreeWords]

Yes, it is.

Isn't that ironic?

 

[Pm0n3y]

ummm...peanuts!

How wood could a woodchuck chuck?

 

[ThreeWords]

This much! *Throws wood*

Can you catch?

 

[Ren3004]

Catch what?



Catch what?