Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Neesa]

Catch 'em all, obviously.

What would happen if Hideo Kojima took out the cut scenes?

 

[Ren3004]

We'll worry about that when we see the rain of fire and the news reports on hell freezing over, ok?



If Jack Bauer interrogates a terrorist in a forest and there's no one there to hear them, does he make a noise?
[sub]Yes, that's the best I could come up with... A Jack Bauer joke.[/sub]

 

[Logic 0]

Of course it sounds like arrrgh!

Is Waluigi made of spagitti?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes.



So, if the last digit of pi is divided by zero in a forest where a woodchuck would chuck wood, would it make a noise?

 

[COR 2000]

Yes, it would be a wood-chuck chucking wood screaming after having a pie-to-the face.

Did you just divide by zero?

 

[Ren3004]

*looks sheepish*Hmmm... maybe. Is it that bad?




Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

 

[ECAaxel]

I did

Why do vampires burn?

 

[ThreeWords]

Because snowmen don't.

[sup]Everything has an equal and opposite thing to balance it out, no?[/sup]

How does relativity work?

 

[Ren3004]

Relatively well.



Can you make chocolate cake pie?
[sub]And please, don't say "No, because the cake is a lie."[/sub]

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

I couldn't care less.

If a train leaves new york at 30 MPH, and one leaves Chicago at 50 MPH, if they're each headed to the opposite city, what color is the conductor's underwear?

 

[Disaster Button]

Pink with Yellow Polkadots, because he was feeling fruity.

Where did you learn to click your fingers?

 

[Ren3004]

At school. We had "Digital Sound Production" as a subject.


Who was the idiot that thought that up?

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

DUURRR HURRRR HARHAR


Can a can opener open cans? CAN it?

 

[Pm0n3y]

in your urethra. Go on, look!

What is the secret of the universe?

 

[Ren3004]

42.


Why are girls always in groups?

 

[Sam G]

Dunno.

How tall is the tallest tree?

 

[Ren3004]

Taller than the second tallest tree.


Are we there yet?

 

[Bootkiller]

No, and shut up or I'll turn this Internet around.

If the sky's the limit, how come there are footprints on the moon?