Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

Yeah, but steak left some rum.



It's getting late. Wanna go to bed?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I guess. I've suddenly started to get a little sleepy anyway.

I wonder if steak will ever start to buy *yawn* better rum?

 

[Ren3004]

Don't count on it.



So, my place or your place?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Both, I'll stay at my place, you stay at yours.
[sub] Edited: Now with better answers! [/sub]

Is it far away?

 

[Ren3004]

Depends on how far away Dream Land is.



Let's get started on that piecake, ok?
[sub]I have to go, bye Vee.[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sure, give it a few dozen hours though, my hand's not working yet.
[sub] See you! [/sub]

Is that man on fire?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes.


Who could have done that?
[sub]Bye! Promise you'll think of me...[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well, It was either me or that nun over there.

What's the capital of France?

 

[Ren3004]

I know that one... Japan. It's Japan, right?



Should I have paid more attention in Geography class?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No! Geography is just a myth!

...Right?

 

[Ren3004]

No, left.


Was that a bad joke?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes. Drop that from your stand-up comedy material.

Why isn't there any sit-down comedians?

 

[Ren3004]

I'm trying to start the trend, but for some reason, people don't like my jokes.



Wanna help me with that?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sure, what could go wrong?

How long do you think before sit-down comedy becomes popular now?

 

[Ren3004]

Depends on how many armed goons we have.


So, how many armed goons do we have?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Enough to start a small war.

Should i have promised them free pretzels if they worked for us?

 

[Ren3004]

No, they prefer donuts.


So, what am I supposed to do with all these pretzels?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Throw them off a bridge. Pigeons love them.

Wow, did you imagine that birds could cause that much damage?

 

[Ren3004]

No.


So, I'm gonna need a new car. Can I borrow yours?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes. Only if you don't crash it into walls and other cars. Civilians are fine that washes out.

Where are you planning on going?